Went to the bank today

Kinja'd!!! "thatsmr" (thatsmr)
05/06/2020 at 20:54 • Filed to: None

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Dont have a real mask so got to roll the bandana while signing new safe deposit papers in the bank! Thought about this is not how this works!

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Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > thatsmr
05/06/2020 at 20:13

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Just yesterday, an old guy with a surgical mask said to me, “Never thought I’d see the day when you could walk into a bank wearing a mask and ask for money.”


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > thatsmr
05/06/2020 at 20:15

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One of the banks I went to for the ATM had a sign saying you must remove hats, hood and masks before entering...

I was just going for the ATM at the door so I ignored them.

Anyhow this is the look I’m aiming for these days.

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Kinja'd!!! thatsmr > ttyymmnn
05/06/2020 at 20:20

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I joke with the guy when I buy smokes and this and thats at the convenience store a couple times a week with bandana on “i feel like im sticking you up" he says oh no im holding you up! Lol


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > thatsmr
05/06/2020 at 20:33

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“ALRIGHT EVERYBODY! LISTEN UP! THIS IS A — deposit.”

“Ah, checking or savings, sir?”


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > thatsmr
05/06/2020 at 20:44

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I told my family I could see a thief showing up to rob a place and gettin laughed out of the store.


Kinja'd!!! AdverseMartyr > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/06/2020 at 21:07

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Clearly someone wearing a bandana is some sort of thief somewhere so the proper choice is a money market account - at some point they heard from a friend’s sister’s brother-in-law’s uncle that is where the money is. Only chumps use normal checking.


Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/06/2020 at 21:31

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Both, I’d also like to see someone about opening an IRA.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > thatsmr
05/06/2020 at 22:13

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You know what I just don’t get? P eople who wear the masks and leave their noses exposed. Nothing says stupid like...